“Makes me a little uncomfortable, seeing a guy like that having to stand there wearing a bow-tie the whole night,” he says. Larry and Jeff laughing uncontrollably at a book called Mondo Freaks at Ted Danson’s birthday party is perhaps the more memorable moment from Season 6’s “The Freak Book,” but earlier in the evening, Larry irks Ted by calling him out for requiring the catering employees at the event to wear bow-ties. People who force caterers to wear bow-ties They’re all four years old, those things.” 44. “I have never seen suchĪ collection of shit in my life. “What are you doing, stealing your magazines from garbage cans?” Larry asks his doctor. Naturally, he comes up with a plot to dig her up and return her to her rightful place. Larry’s horrified to learn that his mother has been buried in a special section - along with “the villains, the suicides, the gentiles who are from mixed marriages” - of the Jewish cemetery where he purchased a plot for her because she had a tattoo on her ass. No, because you’re wearing your fucking shoes in my house.” Later, he accidentally breaks a lamp, and the shoe issue resurfaces, as his host points out, “It doesn’t really affect you, Larry, the glass on the floor.
“My feet have a tendency to get a little chilly,” he explains. Just three episodes into the series, we get a good sense of Larry’s stubbornness when he refuses to take his shoes off inside the host’s home despite being asked to at a dinner party. After she loses her job, she shows up at Larry’s with a suitcase in hand, expecting him to either make things right with her boss or take her in. In later seasons, he balks when his lawyer won’t allow him to use the private bathroom in his office, but in this Season 3 episode, he accidentally gets a nanny (played by Cheri Oteri) fired after he convinces her to let him use the house bathroom instead of the cabana’s at a pool party. Private bathrooms are a recurring issue for Larry. You know who controls that? God.” “There’s a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth,” Larry responds. Larry suspects his local weatherman is falsely predicting rain in order to ensure himself an empty golf course, and when he confronts him on this, the meteorologist explains, “The jet stream is controlled by the rotation of the earth. Some are reasonable and relatable and others are delightfully petty, but we’ve gotta say, they’re all prettayyyyyy, prettttayyyyyyyy good. To celebrate our curmudgeonly hero’s triumphant return to television, we’ve rounded up and ranked 50 of his funniest grievances from Curb‘s first 10 seasons below.
It’s been more than 20 years since the Seinfeld creator’s semi-autobiographical series made its debut on HBO, and while the world has changed significantly since then, Larry has remained the same: cranky, confused by social conventions and totally willing to speak his mind, no matter what the consequences may be. 24, Curb Your Enthusiasm will return for its 11th season, and while we don’t know much about what this season’s plot will entail, we’re willing to bet that at some point it involves Larry David becoming very annoyed and fighting back against society’s many unwritten - and often illogical - rules. In doing so, he also ruined Larry’s date as revenge for Larry not making it to the funeral just because of a little traffic.On Oct. Larry and Cheryl enjoy their bowling double-date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, but it ends badly when Larry accuses the bowling alley of misplacing his sneakers. It was Hal who spilled Gabby’s secret as revenge against her who spread his secret about him sleeping with his mother-in-law. However, it ended badly at ‘Katsuya’ when the chefs shouted Gabby’s secret in front of everyone, embarring her. Meanwhile, on the second date, Larry confronted Gabby for spilling his secret but was still ready to take the date forward. Meanwhile, Hal’s father died, and Larry didn’t go to the funeral because there was a lot of traffic.
This made Freddy disappointed, and he left. He even asked Freddy to take one from his closet in return, so Freddy asked for Larry’s favorite shirt, but he refused. Later on, Larry met with Freddy and apologized for ruining Freddy’s shirt after knowing it was his favorite. Moreover, he also shared Gabby’s secret with Jeff, who shouted it indirectly, telling it to Leon as well. Whereas at his home, he used soap to remove the stain off the shirt, but it made it worse. However, the ending got a little weird when the chefs yelled ‘Irasshaimase’ while welcoming a guest, and Larry got scared spilling soy sauce over the shirt. Meanwhile, during the date at the restaurant named ‘Katsuya’, it all went well as both Larry and Gabby had a good time and shared one secret with each other. But before that, he asked Freddy for a shirt, and Freddy gave him a good one. Later on, Larry asked Jeff about Gabby and went on a date with her.